December 21, 2009

Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People

Last night I attended Robin Ince’s godless show at the Hammersmith Apollo with a few thousand other godless people. Robin Ince was a terrific host – much improved since last year I thought – and as well as some hilarious links, he performed his “Magic Man done it” creationist routine, this time with a 27 piece orchestra behind him.

The “serious” acts ranged from scientific and poetic readings by Dawkins, to Ben Goldacre’s fast-paced summary of the “nocebo” effect and Prof Brian Cox’s talk about the work being done at Cern. I was a little disappointed that Dawkins eschewed some light hearted joking in favour of sticking to exerpts from his books under the excuse that “it fell flat last night” (the same excuse he had made the year before), but it was certainly always a pleasure to hear him.

The comedians varied; we had the excellent Dara O’Briain, Al Murray Pub Landlord, Chris Addison and a few lesser known ones, but I felt that since it was a horrendously long show (verging on 3 1/2 hours) they could have cut out the unfunny ones. I don’t mean to betray my sex, but I have to agree with Christopher Hitchens on this one: most women aren’t funny. I really struggle to think of a genuinely funny female comedian. Please point me in the right direction if I am unfairly missing someone out.

I was a bit disappointed with the music side of it, mostly because I absolutely loved Jarvis Cocker’s performance last year, and the BHA choir didn’t make an appearance, which I had expected. The best music act by far was Baba Brinkman with his “peer reviewed” rap guide to evolution, although I have to say the orchestra did a marvellous job.

All in all an excellent night’s entertainment, which seems to be really going a long way to promote a sense of the non-religious community here in the UK.

December 10, 2009

Cambridge Union Debate: “This house believes that faith has an essential role in democratic debate”

This is my speech from a debate at the Cambridge Union on November 18th. The proposing team won by 22 votes (if I remember correctly), although I’d say that was pretty good going considering the East of England Faith Council was organising the event as part of inter-faith week, and they had a large variety of reverends, bishops, and other religious leaders present. I pretty much read this verbatim, with a bit of ad libbing where appropriate. Apologies if some of my notes are still in there… it’s been a long week!

At the Cambridge Union

The nature of faith

Faith, by its very nature, is not grounded in fact. In fact, it is very often a stubborn adherence to a belief in spite of the facts. Yet, to a person of faith, it is seen as a virtue, to believe in something in spite of absence of evidence. It is a celebration: there is no challenge in believing in something with the proof staring you in the face after all.  In a free and liberal society, it is of course absolutely someone’s right to believe whatever they choose. But should we allow any belief which professes faith an equal airing in democratic debates? And more than that, should we consider it an essential part of the debate, that cannot be got rid of?

There are many truth claims of religion that can be tested. Whether or not this or that prophet actually existed, and various other claims of religion, are things that with scholarship and evidence, can be conclusively proven one way or another. Either Jesus existed or he did not. Or perhaps what was recorded as Jesus in the Bible was actually many different people. Either way, these questions can be answered. However, the central tenets of, at least, the Abrahamic religions, require something more. They require a profession of faith that concerns itself with the unknown and potentially the unknowable. To take Christianity as an example, Christians start by taking for granted that Jesus existed as a historical figure, but the added element of faith was that he was the son of God. How is that testable? By finding the Holy Grail and searching for haploid DNA?

Each religion has its own mythologies and pseudohistories. Each religion requires an element of “faith” to believe in things which cannot be tested for, which usually fall back on relying on the existence of a god or gods. Those religions which claim the one true God cannot all be right. Therefore even in the most optimistic situation where one of them is actually right, that still leaves the majority of the world horribly wrong.

Imagine that here tonight arguing opposite me were a representative from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And he professes belief in a supernatural creator, which closely resembles spaghetti and meatballs. You may laugh and think that it is ridiculous, even though it is his right to believe whatever nonsense he wants. But suppose that he began to say that the “Pastafarian” theory of creation should be taught in science classrooms alongside the theory of evolution?

This is just one example of a belief that may seem ridiculous. But there are plenty of deeply held beliefs which may seem just as ridiculous to everyone but those who believe them. Should we have a serious discussion about including the Pastafarian theory of creation on the science syllabus? And if not, why should we then have a serious discussion about including intelligent design on the syllabus?

So why is it a problem in a democratic debate?

You may be beginning to see that including faith in democratic debates may be so far from essential that it can actually be a hindrance. Faith is about leaving facts behind. Faith embraces rhetoric. Faith is not knowledge. If faith must be employed to make your argument, your argument is stricken with a fatal flaw. Relying on faith to support an argument, is like relying on a house of cards to support an anvil. It will all eventually come crashing down around you.

In a democratic debate, the aim is to further knowledge and understanding by means of an exchange of ideas so that the body as a whole can make a more informed decision on an issue. Many faiths rely on a doctrine, and they believe that what has been revealed to their prophet, written in their holy book, is the “truth”. There is no amendment of the truth, merely the need to find a way to fit their truth around the increasing demands of modern society. Therefore they can have very little constructive debate to add, from this passive position. Narrow mindedness and an inability to engage with alternative viewpoints is the biggest hindrance to democratic deliberation.

On public issues that may overlap with their faith, a person of faith will go into a debate with their mind made up. It is then no longer a process of learning and exploration. If we are debating the issue of abortion, a Catholic might say “I oppose abortion on all grounds and in all circumstances because my holy book told me that it’s wrong”. Religions are committed to preserving their dogmas, they are not interested in trying to improve society if it threatens their beliefs. To use the abortion example again, banning abortion does not stop women attempting abortion. It means that they will seek other means, usually horrific ones. But because it overlaps so strongly with their faith, they don’t see it as choosing the lesser of several evils. They see all options but theirs as evil. It’s unrealistic, naïve and harmful.

I use abortion as an example because it appears to be one where, in a governmental discussion on whether we should lower the maximum term of an abortion, many faith organisations are consulted and listened to with equal regard as, say, a body of medical doctors are. The reason that this is so, is that these faith leaders are deemed to represent the hundreds of thousands (or millions) of followers they profess to have.

But faith organisations themselves tend to be undemocratic and hierarchical. They do not always represent the views of their members and tend to be predominantly male in their positions of power. They claim to speak for everyone. Indeed, the pope even claims infallibility. If only I could claim such infallibility here tonight, my job would be much easier! Faith leaders do not and cannot take into account the full spectrum of beliefs held by all those who label themselves by a certain religion. Their concern is to push the “official” doctrine in order to preserve the institution. They are undemocratic.

The practicalities of including faith groups in democratic debate

As we can see here tonight, what is broadly categorised as “faith” is very often shorthand for the Abrahamic religions of Christianity, Judaism and Islam. Preferential treatment is nearly always given to those who claim the largest numbers, or make the most fuss about not being consulted, or who have claimed some historical privilege. Where are the zoroastrians, the druids, the confucian representatives? 390,000 people put down Jedi Knight on the last UK census, making it more represented than Jews, Sikhs and Buddhists. When you include faith groups in democratic debate, you are usually dealing with the ones who claim to speak for a large amount of people, yet actually speak for very few, and you are also dealing with the religions which have an agenda to push. Only 10% of the UK population regularly go to weekly worship, be it at  church, temple, or mosque. Why don’t the other 90% of the population have their philosophical and moral beliefs represented?

The answer is they do. By participating in a debate, everyone brings their own personal beliefs and backgrounds to the table already. It can’t be helped – we are all the product of all the experiences and thoughts we’ve ever had. But by giving faith a privileged position of representation, certain small groups of people become doubly represented.

Everyone has multiple identities. Depending on my company, I am a daughter, sister, girlfriend, student, camp director, atheist, white female of Jewish and Danish descent. This debate may as well be entitled “This House believes that Football clubs have an essential role in democratic debate”. The individuals within the clubs may certainly have an essential role, but it is because of their status as citizens and not because of their religiously held support for one particular team. Imagine if Sir Alex Ferguson was asked to comment on  Manchester United’s position on abortion. Or if the government was committed to supporting “team communities”. Imagine if every time we were defined by the government in terms of our “faith” we were instead defined by which football team we support. Imagine if the football teams consulted were only ever Premier League teams? I can imagine that those of you who don’t support football at all would very soon be pretty fed up.

By including faith in democratic debates it propagates a dangerous idea that everyone is and should be defined by their faith, and makes the fallacy of inventing “faith communities” when we should instead be working together for the greater good. This promotes divisiveness when we should be striving for community cohesion. To quote the Dalai Lama: “I am talking to you not as a Tibetan or a Buddhist but as a human being having a friendly discussion and sharing my experiences on the benefits of cultivating basic human values”.

If faith did indeed have an essential role in democratic debate, then it follows that a society of atheists could not engage in such as they would be missing that essential role. In fact, the only true prerequisite to democratic debate is critical analysis, that is often best honed by those who carry critical analysis right into their personal belief systems:  the faithless.

Having faith is believing in something either that has not been proven to exist or has been proven not to exist. Therefore, anyone can make any claim they like and use the word faith to trump all reasonable argument. This isn’t helpful or useful, and including such imaginings adds nothing to a democratic debate. Acting as if there is some ideal order in the world or rightness in the universe is awfully naïve, as anyone who turns on the news can attest. Life is difficult and human beings can be cruel and selfish. Our main efforts as a society should be focussed on finding solutions for maximising happiness and minimising suffering for all. Since the Abrahamic God seems to be doing a spectacularly bad job of helping on either count, there is no reason to grant faith any role in democratic debate. A secular society is a fair society, with a lack of bias, rather than being an active attack on faith. While faith organisations may certainly have something worthwhile to contribute to specific debates, their presence in the grander scheme of things is far from essential, and is more often than not: unfair, undemocratic and divisive.

December 7, 2009

Eco-bullshit

I was staring into space in my World Religions class the other day when I noticed the guy opposite me had a Tesco Orange juice bottle that said “320g” in big scary carbony letters. I presume this is an attempt  to get people to be more “carbon conscious”, and instill a sense of guilt that you aren’t paying £5 for an “I’m not a plastic bag” and £20 for a hand-reared organic free range happy-until-you-slaughtered-it chicken. The whole idea is simply ridiculous because who can conceptualise 320g of CO2? And what exactly are they meant to do with that information? Not buy Tesco products?

This trendy eco-consciousness is not eco-friendly and it’s getting tiresome. I don’t want to see people holding bags that smugly declare “I’m protecting the environment!” while their owner runs to the shops in an SUV to stock up on all sorts of crap.

So I’ve compiled my own top tips for actually being more eco-friendly (but not in a douchebaggy way), but also to stop everyone pissing me off so much.

  1. Stop being so damn fat. Fat people consume more therefore have bigger carbon footprints. Stop it.
  2. Don’t take new plastic bags at the supermarket. I’m sure you already have a million bags you could use – there is no need to buy “reusable” bags to show everyone how cool you are.
  3. Freecycle. Don’t you dare throw perfectly good furniture away. Someone somewhere is flat out broke and needs your stuff for free.
  4. Ready meals are the devil. Just say no.
  5. Plan your meals out at the beginning of each week. Then go shopping based on that list. This stops food wastage. Apparently we throw away approximately one third of the food we buy.
  6. Tap water is perfectly fine. Just get a refillable water bottle. I’m guilty of this too sometimes, but believe me, it saves money and a lot of plastic.
  7. Don’t get conned by “eco-gadgets”. Think about how much went into their production and then ask whether they are worth it. For example, is producing a brand new hybrid car really going to be better for the environment than getting your current one to run better?
  8. Beware false economy. Buy cheap, buy twice.
  9. *UPDATED* (I can’t believe I forgot this one!) It is not your human right to have 13 children. The planet is grossly overpopulated, something that is brought to my attention when I am forced to ride the Tube during rush hour.  The planet can’t sustain any more of us. Repeat after me, contraception is your friend.

Follow this tips and soon you’ll get into Carbon Neutral heaven!

December 6, 2009

I’m up for an award alongside… Richard Dawkins, Stephen Fry and the Pope

Yes, the nominations for Secularist of the Year have been announced and I’m among them! I’m not entirely surprised, as I know of at least one person who nominated me, but I’m thrilled to be up there among some very high profile names!

“Samantha Stein for establishing and directing Camp Quest UK”

I’m a bit nervous that this will throw me into the spotlight again, as the more astute of you may have noticed that I have been a hermit-like recluse since CQUK finished. I think it was very difficult for me, although adrenaline got me through it at the time. I had a great deal of responsibility, and the whole thing was a bit of a stab in the dark. Not to mention the madness the press went through that month. I remember the week that started it all – the 28th June when the Sunday Times article came out. By the evening I was on Radio 5 Live and World Service. That week was our “heatwave”, I was working 12 hour days with four grumpy French children, I was being called by journalists and radio stations at all hours of the day, and trying to organise everything off a netbook from an attic room that retained all the heat from the house. It’s no wonder it’s taken me some time to recover from it all. At least I have learnt that a) sometimes you do just need some time to unwind, even if that’s a few months and b) it’s OK to do so, and I don’t need to push myself to be worth something.

People have said to me “oh, well at least it will be easier this time round” (i.e. next year’s CQUK), but for me, it’s now harder. It started off as some little insignificant project, run by a fun group of people – our first proper meeting felt like a sort of secret society. Now we have hundreds of children on a waiting list, loads of people who want to volunteer for very few staff places and the world’s apologetic media just waiting to label us “angry atheists”. It’s overwhelming.

However, things in my personal life are beginning to settle down. My mood is improving, thanks partly to my high protein diet (no more vegetarianism – it was encouraging bad eating habits and once the weather turned cold, I just couldn’t do it), and also the result of Alex and I settling into our new home. Problems are getting fixed. We’ll be getting the internet properly this week. I’m getting a desktop computer (not trying to take over the world on an eeePC any more). Things are looking up.

So, who do we think has the best chance of winning? I’ll hazard a guess and say Debbie Purdy. There are a few other good ones, particularly the ones doing work against Islam. I doubt the very high profile ones, like Dawkins, Fry or Penn & Teller, will get it, but then again, I have no idea on what basis on this will be judged.

November 17, 2009

Bitching about religion

I’ve never really concerned myself with a lot of writing against religion or religious belief, mostly because I am very comfortable in my own beliefs and have never really had to defend them before, and also because so many people do it so much better than me.

But it’s sort of fun.

Yes, today I’ve been writing (*cough*, I mean, finishing) my speech for the Cambridge Union tomorrow, and I’m quite pleased with it. Tomorrow will be an event where I shall firmly be in the “atheist” corner (or “secularist” if you are being picky) as opposed to aligning myself with the skeptics/rationalists/freethinkers; terms which I really tend to prefer to use. Calling me an atheist is like calling an eco warrier a vegetarian: it says what you don’t do/believe, but not a lot about what you do.

Still, the excitement about speaking is now there, rather than the sheer terror I felt before I wrote the speech. And I’m a bit fired up and ready for a fight. Secularism really is a no-brainer, intellectually speaking (if you’ll excuse the pun), so I’m very much hoping that we will win. I will be opposing with David Blatherwick, diplomat, writer and distinguished supporter of Humanism and Peter Cave, Chair of the Humanist Philosophers Group. I’ll be debating against a Christian, a Jew and a Muslim. I’m sorry, but if they wish to define themselves in terms of their religion then that’s the way I shall see them.

Gosh I’m feeling snarky today. I kind of like it.

November 16, 2009

Come see me debate on Wednesday!

Yes that’s right, this Wednesday I shall be losing my debate virginity at the Cambridge Union, opposing “This House Believes That Faith Has An Essential Role In Democratic Debate”. I’ve been seriously lacking inspiration for speech writing (it’s formal debate of about 15 minutes each), but at least I have my age and my gender (being the only female and probably the youngest by at least 20 years). Whether these factors are on my side is yet to be decided.

If you’re in Cambridge, come along, but only if you intend to fully support and flatter me no matter how much of a cock-up I make of it. Criticism, constructive or otherwise, will not be tolerated. It starts at 8pm but you are advised to get there early.

For those unlucky enough to live far away from me, a recording will be made, to go online whenever the organisers feel like it I suppose!

So now I have just one question: is it bad form to read my speech from a sheet of paper? Because there’s no way I’m doing it alone…

Should I be nervous?

Should I be nervous? Research shows that people pay most of their attention to what you look and sound like rather than what you actually say...

November 10, 2009

S Club Juniors: A suicide death cult?

I was merrily doing my dance mat workout this morning, when I picked “One Step Closer” by S Club Juniors. I hadn’t done the song in a while, since it is one of the easier songs, but hey, on expert mode it’s a warm up at least. Even after the purchase of Dancing Stage Fever, I’m doing the same songs over and over again, so I really cant wait until I get set up with Stepmania, which is free open source software (identical to Dancing Stage and much more customisable with songs). Thanks to the person who recommended this!

As I am dancing, since it doesn’t require as much concentration, I read the lyrics. I had always assumed it to be an innocent love song, given that the S Club Juniors are (or were) 12 year olds.

I’ve been waitin’
Such a long time just tryin’ to get through
And its takin’
All of my strength to keep me here, away from you.

Cute, right?

It doesn’t matter just how long it takes
Nothing changes when we’re apart
It’s just a little bit longer, we’ve come this far!

Awww. It continues:

One step closer to heaven baby
Means one step closer to you
There’ll be no more livin’ without you baby
I’m counting each minute ’till I’m back to you
One step closer to heaven baby
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on to my lovin’!

Either they are serenading a dead lover (still a bit creepy) or the song is referring to God.

I’ve been savin’ every little bit of my love for you
I’ve been dreamin’ just to get by,
It’s so exciting, fantasisin’

It doesn’t matter just how long it takes
Just to know we’re back together
And this time it’s forever!

One step closer to heaven baby
Means one step closer to you
There’ll be no more living without you baby
I’m counting each minute ’till I’m back to you
One step closer to heaven baby
Hold on! Hold on! Hold onto my lovin’!

 

Watch the video and make up your own mind. Nauseating pre-pubescent manufactured pop? Or something more sinister?


November 9, 2009

Sam vs. Life

Alex and I get the keys to the new flat on Saturday. This is hugely exciting for me, not only because of my lovely boyfriend, but I get to do what every girl secretly dreams about: homemaking.

I know, I know, what has happened to the Atheist Rockstar(TM) who is taking on religion and giving nonsense a good slapping? What about the articles, the books, the public speaking, the denouncing all gods on prime time TV?

Don’t worry. She’s still there. Ever since CQUK finished, I’ve really been out of sorts, and have found it very hard to motivate myself to do anything. Essentially I’ve been on mental hiatus. Still, I’ve been working on a book proposal, speaking at one or two functions (debate at the Cambridge Union coming up next week!), and procrastinating for my Masters. But I’m learning that life doesn’t always have to be about the drive to succeed, make money and be the best. Sometimes life should just be about throw cushions. And drawer organisers.

Oh the drawer organisers!

When Alex and I started going out, we went into a kitchen shop together. I never thought I would find a man who gets as excited as I do about Tupperware. And good quality pepper grinders. Now we have a whole flat to organise and equip together. We’ll certainly get the underbed wheely storage boxes, but most of what we start with will be from Freecycle, eBay, or passed down from various grandparents. My grandmother had some amazing coloured crystal wine glasses. And my mother has given us a handmade tea/coffee set from the Isle of Skye that was a wedding present (they got several tea sets – these were in the days before wedding lists, presumably).

So for the next few weeks I will continue to struggle with my commitments: my Camp Quest duties, my Masters reading, and general important life stuff. But I think it’s only fair to allow myself to experience the thrill of living with someone new in a brand new place, the excitement of going into a homeware shop and looking at boxes, bins, blankets, bookshelves and bedspreads, and finally getting to choose all the little details.

I need to allow myself to be a bit lazy sometimes, and focus on things that make me happy. It’s hard for me to do, because I have always defined my worth by my success. I hope that the wheels will start turning again and I am able to face “life”. But until then, anyone for a Large Magnetic Spice Rack?

October 28, 2009

Dance Dance Dance

Back in May, I posted about the Freshman 15, my Pringle binging, and how I was trying to lose a bit of weight.

Now it’s October, and another kilo (2.2 pounds) has crept on since then. I made a little graph of my weight since the age of 18 and realised that if I extrapolated, I would be overweight in a few years. It’s come on so slowly that it feels much harder to shift.

However, I have discovered the joys of pure cardio in the form of Dancing Stage Megamix. The workout setting defaults at burning 200 calories per session. I’ve been doing this every day for about a week. Unfortunately, both Dancing Stage and Dance Dance Revolution titles are massively restricted in this country (at least for the PS2), and finding any more titles, even online, is proving difficult. I suspect this is because Wii has just released Dance Dance Revolution – and therefore own the rights or something. Well, it’s just typical that I finally find a form of exercise that is fun, burns a crap load of calories, and I can be bothered to do every day – and I can’t do it because I don’t have (and don’t want) a Wii.

Still, I’m determined not to give up. I’d love a proper arcade version – the kind built on a wooden frame, but I don’t know whether they are compatible with the PS2/3 in the UK. Anyone knowledgeable in such areas should inform me immediately.

Anyway, I am weighing and measuring myself weekly, and while my weight has stayed constant, my muscle mass has gone up (according to the “personal trainer” scales my parents have). I hope that this amount of exercise daily will amount to slow, steady weight loss that is sustainable.

Oh, and I’m totally rocking expert mode.

October 26, 2009

BBC Radio 2: Growing Up With God – Tuesday 27th Oct, 10:30pm

I’ll be on the radio again tomorrow. This time for a BBC 2 documentary about children and faith/lack of faith. I’ll be talking a bit about Camp Quest and a bit about raising children in a non-religious community. At least, that’s what we talked about, I may have been edited out of the realms of comprehension. The way I recorded it was interesting: the interviewer is not the guy who will be on the show, they will cut it in with someone else.

Also featured will be, I believe, Prof Bruce Hood, author of Supersense and his daughter, a CQUK camper.